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Vodafone gave this customer such epically bad service, she wrote a play about it

Coldplay don't fare well, either

By Holly Brockwell February 18, 2016
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Of all the experiences a human being can have, a terrible customer service encounterย with a major phone network has to be one of the most universal. We’ve all cried with frustration, torn out clumps of innocent hair and made vague threats to low-level phone jockeys in pursuit of justice, fairness, or just that upgrade we were promised.

But Louise Voss has taken her frustration with Vodafone to another level entirely. She’s written a play.

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Titledย Vodafone: A Tragi-Comedy, it chronicles her insane but all-too-relatable slalom through various levels of customer service, being told one thing one day and the complete opposite a day later.

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Characters include Forgettable Person, Nice Ginger Salesman and my personal favourite, Dour Matt. There’s also an awful lot of Coldplay, the soulless corporation’s hold music of choice.

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You can read the entirety ofย Vodafone: A Tragi-Comedy on Louise’s website. Alternatively, calm down with a lovely pop song. How about this one?


Main image: Jonathan Oakley via Flickr Creative Commons