8 of the best ‘Orange is the New Black’ goodies on Etsy

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Obsessed with season 3 of OITNB as much as we are? Show your love for Litchfield with these, the best 8 pieces of Orange is the New Black merchandise Etsy can offer.

1. Red velvet isn’t a thing tank top

Inspired by CO Scott O’Neill’s epic café rant.

£16.26 from Hailika’s shop, plus a slightly eye-watering £8.45 UK shipping.

2. Menses cross-stitch

You don’t even have to get the reference (to season 1, episode 11) to love this framed cross-stitch rendering of Piper’s words to Nicky.

£30.00 plus £4.50 UK shipping, from FingerPricks’ shop.

3. ‘Property of Litchfield’ baseball tee

Something a little subtler. Fellow fans will get it, everyone else will assume it’s just a random TopShop slogan.

£9.99 plus £2.95 postage from HotScamp’s shop.

4. Piper Chapman pop art print

How amazing is this?! We want pop art prints of all our favourite shows.

There are only 20 of these 13 x 13 inch prints, and they’re individually numbered.

£5.50 plus £3.50 postage from Victoryvague’s shop.

5. ‘Happy birthday, Dandelion’ birthday card

The best possible birthday card for an OITNB fan. They’ll wet themselves.

£2.60 plus £0.95 postage from MichaelJIllustration’s shop.

6. ‘May the Vause be with you’ t-shirt

OITNB + Star Wars = must-have tee.

£10.63 for standard sizes, up £16.88 for 6XL from SubatomicTees’ shop.

7. Chapman and Vause pennants

Show your allegiance or hang them side-by-side. Aww.

£10.99 plus £3.66 postage from TheWanderingOnion’s shop.

8. Ruby Rose face t-shirt

The breakout character of series 3 is without a doubt spunky Aussie Ruby Rose (who plays Stella Carlin). Can’t get enough of her? Now you can wear her face on your torso.

It’ll cost you, though: £23.69 plus £6.05 shipping from New York. From AVIMHG’s shop.

Main image: Lionsgate TV

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