The 42 best tweets from #SmartphoneChatUpLines

None of us got any work done

Yesterday, Twitter got geek-happy with the hashtag #SmartphoneChatUpLines. It started with this musing from me:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/628842298873356288

Which resulted in lots of people speculating about which phones would get the best response. Which led to this:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/628904987360395264

And then this:

And a hashtag was born.

That Snapdragon tweet inspired this one:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629324240974692353

And while some preferred software jokes:

Some were more, er, hardware:

https://twitter.com/mikebull/status/629338462500556800

Some were romantic:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629325097002778624

Some topical:

Some were a little obscure:

(Lucky Goldstar was the original name of LG.)

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629327811187240961

(And the Idol 3 can be used any way up.)

Quite a few made use of Alcatel’s OneTouch branding:

And while some made us cringe:

Lots made us laugh:

BlackBerry was an easy target, as usual:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629336206636093440

As was Windows Phone:

Some were a bit raunchy:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629329208813178880

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629329070535364608

Retro phones made an appearance too (not exactly smartphone chat up lines, but we’ll let it pass):

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629329946020835329

Apple got zinged:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629356984312164352

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629326103618953217

As did Android:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629331162641604608

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629336067938910208

And even some of the more unusual Androids got a look in:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629334649702117376

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629328090905378816

But in the end, iOS or Android, Windows Phone or Fire Phone, there’s one thing they all had in common:

https://twitter.com/holly/status/629335303644409856

Got a #SmartphoneChatUpLine we missed? Tweet it to us at @GadgetteHQ.


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