Do you love Groot from Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy? Doesn’t everyone love Groot? Well, now you can really feel like your favourite sentient tree creature with Rocket Raccoon on your back. He doesn’t come with the angry sass, and he won’t brandish weapons at all your enemies, but his armour will unzip and hold all your stuff, making it much easier for you to go about guarding the galaxy.
Rocket retails for around £26 from Think Geek, who offer international shipping to the UK in the form of UPS Express and DHL, or a less expensive economy service for smaller, lighter orders weighing less than 4 pounds and costing less than $400.
Note: if he tells you to steal someone’s prosthetics, don’t do it. They are not integral to the plan.
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