12 geeky Christmas jumpers

One for each day of Christmas

It’s getting to that time of year when you can’t escape the party invites where the dress code demands that you show up in an ugly Christmas jumper of some description. It’s rare that you can feel any kind of pride when you’re wearing an ugly Christmas jumper unless it is truly the most magnificently ugly piece of clothing in the room, but that’s a difficult feat to achieve when pretty much everyone has gone to the same manic Primark section to buy theirs.

That’s why we’ve put together a list of excellent geeky Christmas jumpers you can feel pride in donning. Whether you want to let everyone know that winter is indeed coming or you just want to wish them a Merry Sithsmas, you’ll find something that’ll help you stand out from the bright nylon clad crowd.

12) Harley Quinn

This Harley Quinn jumper from Soft Kitty Clothing is £30 and is available in sizes S to XXL. Delivery for items from Soft Kitty Clothing is usually around £3 and comes first class Royal Mail.

11) Sonic

After 3 helpings at dinner you’re probably not going to be able to go very fast, but this Sonic jumper says you totally could if you wanted to. Festive Sonic is available from Game UK for £29.99 with free delivery in sizes XS to 3X.

10) Wonder Woman

Between trying to buy the right presents all on time, and continuing to get up for work despite the cold, dark weather you’ve probably absolutely earned the right this winter to wear a jumper that says you’re Wonder Woman. This jumper from Soft Kitty Clothing is £30 and available in S to XXL.

9) Doctor Who

If you love cuddling up every year to watch the Doctor Who Christmas special you can’t miss the chance to do it in this weeping angels jumper. Just remember, keep your eyes firmly on that angel at the top of your tree this year and don’t blink! This jumper is $49.99 (around £33) from ThinkGeek, available in sizes S to 3X. ThinkGeek are a US-based company but they ship to the UK and offer an international economy shipping option for smaller lighter items.

8) Assassin’s Creed Syndicate

You can just imagine Jacob and Evie being forced to wear matching Christmas jumpers, can’t you? You can get this jumper to show an assassin never stops, even in the holiday season, for £36.99 from Merchoid, with free delivery, and available in sizes S to XXL.

7) Hulk

Any present that Hulk struggles to carry is a present we want to have. You can find this jumper on MyGeekBox for £19.99 plus £2.99 for delivery in sizes S to XXL.

6) Fallout

If you haven’t got Fallout already, it’s probably one of the games on your Christmas list, so why not play it wearing a festive Vault Tec jumper? Although we have a feeling there have been very few merry Vault Tec Christmases. This jumper is available from Game UK for £29.99 with free delivery in sizes XS to 3X.

5) Darth Vader

Be the person who says Merry Sithsmas at every opportunity wearing this. The Darth Vader jumper is available on Soft Kitty Clothing for £27 in sizes S to XXL.

4) Star Wars

This jumper is something a little different, featuring all your favourite Star Wars characters as gingerbread people. They look disconcertingly delicious. This jumper is available from MyGeekBox for £19.99 plus an extra £2.99 delivery in sizes S to XXL.

3) Pokemon

Because it wouldn’t be a list from me without something Pokemon related somewhere, this wonderful Pikachu jumper is probably what I’ll be wearing this year. Come to think of it, we really hope someone somewhere is making pokeball Christmas ornaments somewhere. That’s an opportunity that shouldn’t be missed. This jumper is £31.99 from Merchoid with free delivery, available in sizes S to XXL.

2) Game of Thrones

A jumper saying Winter is Coming seems pretty apt for the Christmas period. This jumper comes in a variety of colours on Etsy and is available in sizes S to 5X. The jumper itself only costs £14.93 but delivery to the UK comes in at £10.

1) Playstation

Once upon a Christmas the first Playstation console was probably your most sought after present. Now this classic can be celebrated through a not very festive, but very Playstation, grey jumper. This is available through Game UK for £29.99 with free delivery and comes in sizes XS to 3X.

We hope you can walk into any Christmas party now with your geek cred intact.


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