Don't fall for the meaningless buzzword
It really doesn't look good for us
Because we don't have the same inventory capacity as our favourite characters
And it's completely free
This could be the first router we don't want to throw out the window
No more falling into YouTube black holes
Hopefully Apple overlooks the design similarities
And none of them will cost you a penny
You even have to solve a coding puzzle to get a discount
It just wants to help and probably not take over the world
"And you smell like one too"
But without the cloaking. And that face. Ew.
Gotta buy it all!
They're weird, geeky, and unique. A bit like you.
"If you think this world is bad, you should see some of the others" - Philip K Dick
Or so we herd
We tapped on everything so you don't have to
Can we play?
Your constant desk-tapping will be infinitely more impressive
You could even create your own at home
Prepare for 360-degree unboxing videos
We assume their diamond shoes are also too tight
We've been playing with it, and we're smitten
Contactless payment: almost as fun as making things rhyme
Sun, sand and smartphones