
This is a sponsored article byĀ our friends at dating app Badoo.
Just in time for Valentineās Day, the biggest dating app in the world, Badoo, is introducing its 370 million users to a certain virtual creature whoās going to help get us all get laid. Woo!
Guys, meet Lilā Cupe…
He might look like a strange hybrid of Cupid and Stewie from Family Guy, but heās actually pretty hilarious and definitely has better chat than you (āHeyā is no longer an acceptable opener).
Lilā Cupe might not be quite up to Charlie Brookerās level of killing off multiple simulations to get you with your most compatible partner (if you donāt get this reference then you really should), BUT he does have a handy little sliding scale of āchilledā to ākeenā so you can generate a personalised V-day message that is just right for your chosen beau.
So whether youāve just been casually ghosting them for a year but donāt fancy being alone on the 14th, or youāve been stalking their Insta story every day to check if theyāre still single while never actually plucking up the courage to slide into their DMs… Lilā Cupe can help.
Weāve already sent 5. Not sure if that was really the vibe Badoo was going for but yolo #bringbackyolo.
To check out the cheekiest love guru ever, head to cupid.badoo.com. And definitely donāt use him to send hilarious Valentineās day messages to all your group chats (#guilty).
Happy V-day everyone!