This is a sponsored article by our friends at dating app Badoo.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, the biggest dating app in the world, Badoo, is introducing its 370 million users to a certain virtual creature who’s going to help get us all get laid. Woo!
Guys, meet Lil’ Cupe…
He might look like a strange hybrid of Cupid and Stewie from Family Guy, but he’s actually pretty hilarious and definitely has better chat than you (‘Hey’ is no longer an acceptable opener).
Lil’ Cupe might not be quite up to Charlie Brooker’s level of killing off multiple simulations to get you with your most compatible partner (if you don’t get this reference then you really should), BUT he does have a handy little sliding scale of ‘chilled’ to ‘keen’ so you can generate a personalised V-day message that is just right for your chosen beau.
So whether you’ve just been casually ghosting them for a year but don’t fancy being alone on the 14th, or you’ve been stalking their Insta story every day to check if they’re still single while never actually plucking up the courage to slide into their DMs… Lil’ Cupe can help.
We’ve already sent 5. Not sure if that was really the vibe Badoo was going for but yolo #bringbackyolo.
To check out the cheekiest love guru ever, head to cupid.badoo.com. And definitely don’t use him to send hilarious Valentine’s day messages to all your group chats (#guilty).
Happy V-day everyone!