But it did well in China, so that's fine apparently
Last-minute romantic shenanigans are also covered
It's looking like a bargain at £250
SJP gives neigh fucks
And they're still coming
Qualcomm and Cyanogen lend their muscle to the launch
It can't get any worse than this. Right?!
Telegraph commenters have feelings about my boobs. OH WELL
If the answer's yes, workplaces may have to provide cake
You're definitely getting laid with these on your bed
The phone with a name as big as its screen
Cool curves, but is it too much cash?
None of us got any work done
Buses still exist, FYI
Congratulations, Terry. No way this could backfire
"We want media that reflects who we are, who we want to be, and who we want our girls to be"
Over 200 people queued for five minutes with this phone
This event is like, Kafkaesque
...without having to ask a driver
Planes, trains, and air conditioners
It's got tough competition this time round, though
Known as a "soft block," it takes just a couple of seconds
Emo goose forever
We're sure you can guess the answer