You might one day take a pill discovered by gamers
(Badly-drawn cape not included)
"We can’t wait decades, so we’re asking everyone to help now"
Bet you didn't know you could get supplements by eye
Ideal for short-sighted awkwards like us
Amabrush promises to brush all your teeth in 10 seconds
"You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear."